{"product_id":"perpetual-disappointments-diary","title":"Perpetual Disappointments Diary","description":"\u003cp\u003eMost Disappointing Edition Yet \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Best. Diary. Ever'\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMetro\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Cheeringly depressing'\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGuardian\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it'\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePerpetual Disappointments Diary\u003c\/i\u003e by Nick Asbury, the downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics and losers everywhere, returns with its most disappointing edition yet. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGround yourself with Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car') plus advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios (fighting a crocodile while tired, surviving an elephant stampede while running into an ex). Fill an idle moment with a Boring Crossword, and overcome creative blocks using Bleak Strategies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis Edition includes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRealistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, Bleak Strategies, Even Worse Case Scenarios, Boring Crosswords, Notable Deaths, Bank Insecurity Questions, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiary or journal | 172 pages | Published October 2020\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Picador","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63867534016861,"sku":"9781529038651","price":18.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/3459\/8749\/files\/9781529038651.jpg?v=1773596684","url":"https:\/\/www.thebookmark.ie\/products\/perpetual-disappointments-diary","provider":"The Bookmark ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}