{"product_id":"retirement-for-beginners-cartoons-funny-jokes-and-humorous-observations-for-the-retired","title":"Retirement for Beginners: Cartoons, Funny Jokes, and Humorous Observations for the Retired","description":"\u0026lt;p\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;The future is ours - let's enjoy it! This hilarious fully illustrated book will help ease you into this strange and perplexing new stage of your life.\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;After all those years of routine you're suddenly free! You're bound to be a bit nervous - it is your first time. No more being bossed about - well, apart from by your other half, of course.  No more getting up at the crack of dawn to go to work - though at your age you may have to get up at the crack of dawn anyway to use the loo. No more wage slavery - er, no more wages...\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;But it's going to be fine, because you can now do what you want to do - within reason, naturally. Within these pages you'll discover:\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- What your new job as \"retiree\" involves, the hours (all of them) and the pay (let's face it, if anyone advertised a job with this salary, no one would take it)\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- Conversations you will no longer have to have\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- Things you no longer have to feel guilty about\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- Pursuits for bored retirees\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- Truths that will slowly dawn on you\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;- Ways to supplement your pension\u0026lt;br \/\u0026gt;...and all the other perks (and niggles) that come with your new position (and no, we don't mean \"horizontal on the sofa\").\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardback | 96 pages | Published August 2015\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GARDNERS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63966822760797,"sku":"9781849537513","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/3459\/8749\/files\/9781849537513.jpg?v=1774349970","url":"https:\/\/www.thebookmark.ie\/products\/retirement-for-beginners-cartoons-funny-jokes-and-humorous-observations-for-the-retired","provider":"The Bookmark ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}