Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the
Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic's soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we'll be okay after all-
almost.
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size 4.606 x 4.606
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC (R) certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Daily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.
Calendar | 640 pages | Published July 2025
