What did the maths teacher order for dessert?Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout.To lamp campWhy did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?She wanted to test the waterWhich cake lives in a French cathedral?The Flapjack of Notre DamePerfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
When an EPIC school trip is announced, Danny and his mates are properly made up about it. Because school trips are just an excuse to have a laugh, right? Erm, WRONG. Will they make it through? If Danny has anything to do with it, you bet they will!
All the most horrible facts about the Groovy Greeks ready for readers to uncover, including why girls ran about naked pretending to be bears, who had the world's first flushing toilet and why dedicated doctors tasted their patients' ear wax. These bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans.
Lots of laughs at every level in the worlds most awesome treehouse! An essential guide to the Treehouse universe from the creators of the bestselling series Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton.
Readers can discover all the foul facts about WICKED WORDS, including how to be very rude ... without anybody knowing, some murky Medieval jokes and what to say if someone calls you mundungus, hackum or Jabbernowl. With a heap of extra-horrible bits, these bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans.