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Like a Swiss Army pen-knife, the walking stick can be put to an amazing variety of uses whilst out and about; on the street, on the beach, in the garden and especially in orchards...

A fast and furiously funny journey through our national memory. From self-delusions about size and stature to deceptions around the living links between empire, slavery, money and power. Mark Thomas is on a quest to remind us of the true and shared greatness of modern Britain.

67 People I'd Like to Slap is one man's journey through the labyrinthine world of human angst and annoyance.

A cookbook that covers all the essentials, from starters through to desserts, dinner party etiquette and the dreaded 'foreign' food, there's no potato-fashioned-as-a-stone left unturned.

The heart-rending story of one of Britain's top mediocre sportsmen, charting his dizzying rise from fleshy weekend golfer to bony weekend triathlete.